May 2012
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April 2012
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What grades determine:
Your ability to memorize mostly useless things
Your ability to regurgitate information in the way others want you to
Your ability to understand what adults want from you and give it to them
Your tolerance for working on tasks you don’t find useful because others want you to do them or believe them to be helpful/socially acceptable
What grades do NOT determine:
Your intelligence
Your...
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juliasegal:
when somebody actually texts me first and wants to hang out
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what's tomorrow?
crimson-red:
“Four years ago I was locked in a brutal primary battle with Hillary Clinton....”
– President Obama, White House Correspondent’s Dinner (via missapples22)
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queenofteamplasma:
in my spanish class today a girl asked what the difference was between star wars and star trek. and then this kid stood up really fast and threw his stuff across the room and flipped his desk over and started yelling out of rage.
Woman v. The Government (with a twist)
Woman: I cannot afford to have a child right now. Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant but I cannot afford to have a child and I'm not ready to be a parent. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I had the child, but I cannot afford to raise him. Will you help me out?
Government: No.
Woman: I guess I'll have to give my child up for adoption.
Barry and Steve: We would love to raise your child. We have been in a committed relationship for 15 years. We have steady careers and are very successful and financially stable. We love children and wish to provide a loving nurturing environment for your child. Would you be willing to give your child to us?
Woman: Sure, as long as it's ok with the government.
Government: No.
detail of the back of the shirt I got at Forever...
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got myself these at Forever 21 today c:
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Greg got Man of the Match :)
